SUMMER SCHOOL: What Men Should Never Wear

12Apr10

Yes, us ladies have our “oh no she didn’t come out her house and think that was cute” moments, but you guys are habitual line steppers when it comes to what not to wear. Here’s a few things I don’t want to see this summer at all:

ED HARDY:

Unless Christian Audigier is cutting you thick checks to wear Ed Hardy, this is definitely at the top of the list for what not to wear. The graphic t-shirt thing is so 5 years ago, so unless you’re the newest cast member on Jersey Shore, don’t do it!

WALLET CHAINS:

I don’t want to hear any excuses, no justifying its convenience, just don’t do it. Okay? Unless you’re going through an Usher-esque mid-life crisis, this is not okay.

SUNGLASSES IN THE CLUB:

I don’t care who you are, what the occasion is, or what you do for a living. I’ve seen this one too many times and it’s not attractive, not to mention it’s a safety hazard. Now you’re risking spilling a drink on a young ladies dress who has to return it in the morning- now she can’t get her money back.

PINKY RINGS:

Unless you’re a pimp named Curly or Chicago Larry you really shouldn’t be rocking one of these things. It’s not suave, fellas.

MAN BANG:

If you’re not Justin Bieber, the star of a Disney Channel show or under the age of 17, you have no business rocking a man bang! A man bang is the white man’s equivalent to the black man’s braids. It’s not cute! Cut it off, grow up, get a Caesar or something. Geesh.

There is plenty more ground to cover, and depending on how I feel I may do a part deux 😉 But for now fellas, take heed!



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